do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.
bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
good to know
I love this company already.
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick