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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

diana-and-arabella:

bridesmaid to a waiter: what a beautiful wedding! what a beautiful wedding! and, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore.

bride:

groom:

waiter:

bridesmaid:

bride: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

human:

good to know

thatfunnyblog:

I love this company already.

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick